I went to Lillian G.’s birthday party on Saturday. It was on her boat house in the Rockaways. I had a lot of fun. It’s such a special little boat—and it surprisingly holds a lot of people. I brought samosas and naan to the party, which were a big hit.
There was also a suicidal little dog who “fell” into the water. Right…
One of these days—soon—I’m going to do a blog post about Lillian’s boat because I really do like taking the train out there.
On the train on Saturday I looked down and saw this etched into the armrest:
I love stuff like that. I like thinking about Chito and Amy. I wonder if they’re still together or if they’ve broken up. And why did they break up?
Or is Chito actually lying about having a girlfriend named Amy? If so, shame on you, Chito!
Anyway, in other news, yesterday I bought tickets to go see Lil’ Kim perform in the Bronx next month.
I’m super excited. I’ve fallen hard for Kim. I find her very inspirational and very interesting. I listen to her albums all the damn time. Can’t wait to see her live finally…
xo
craig

















